Sitting on the Curb Eating Limp Salad.

I packed my lunch. But my lettuce went limp and the cucumber smelt by the time I went to eat it. I left the green stuff and picked out the meat, chilli and olives. I wasn't really hungry anyway. I ate on the curb next to my car, after I put my parking permit sticker on my car. It was real hot aye. My parking permit cost $34 for a semester. I had to ask a lady for 5cents cos obviously I was short. And I got my student card. And now I can't be stuffed telling you about the rest of my day. All I can say is that it was all right, it was hot and I had hardly anything to eat. There ya go. My first day of uni. I got theory tmrw to look forward to. Yay.